Quotes are fun

I feel that to have a blog, I really should write in it. But my life is fairly average.
the average person thinks he isn't.
Father Larry Lorenzi
ouch. when I first read that quote, it stuck. NO, it burned, because it's so true.

I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.
John Wayne

That is true too. But it doesn't sting, it makes me happy to have followed John Wayne's dad's advice.

One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.
Clifton Fadiman

Also quite true. Well, I don't know about the kiss.

I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars.
Stephenie Meyer

What is with people who are quotable being dead on?

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
Charles Lamb

My mother's a lawyer. I suppose she was a child in another life. Now she acts like it's illegal to have actual fun.


You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
Al Capone
No duh. NO one messes with people that have .36 calibers at other's foreheads.

My work is a game, a very serious game.
M.C. Escher

Life is a game. People who think it's any different are just stodgy old lawyers, see 2 quotes up.


Well, here's some of my life's lowdown:

As you may remember, Kelsey and Granhm were going out. But now anna's got it in her head that she a nd granhm are going out. Granhm still likes Kelsey, and anna think's she and Granhm were meant to be. Obviously we've got to shake some sense into that girl.